Jordanian Arrested for Extortion

Patong police move against him on 18th December

Patong businessman Mohammed Mansour was arrested at a restaurant in Patong after another foreign businessman filed against him complaint of extortion.

Patong police superintendent Pol Col Aryapant Pookbuakhao was notified at 7.00 PM 18th December by Patong Investigations Division chief Pol Lt Col Kittipongs Klaikaew that the latter had been contacted by a foreign restaurant owner on 14th December who complained of having been forced to pay some 7 million baht in ‘protection’ fees to a Jordanian national identified in the vernacular press as Nasser Amin Mohammad Mansour.

“He came to my place with Thai muscle and extorted 7 million baht from me,” the unidentified restaurant owner reportedly told Pol Lt Col Kittipongs.

The detective chief therefore requested a bench warrant from the court for arrest of Mansour.

Thereafter, police received word that the suspect was at a restaurant across from the Patong electrical generating sub-station off Rat-Uthit-200-Years Rd. “We nailed him as he was standing in the restaurant,” Siangtai’s Patong correspondent was told, “and brought him to the station for questioning.”

Police said Investigations Division staff would prosecute Mansour “in accord with the law.”

200 Metre Crack Opens in Bypass Rd Embankment

bypass Rd slide on Phuket airport route

A major slide is threatening traffic flow into Phuket's most popular resort areas: officials say a retaining wall must be built to contain the moving earth, but new slides have appeared as far as one kilometre distant.

After-effects of last week’s heavy rains in Phuket are apparently not yet ended. Saturday a two-hundred-metre stretch in tambon Rassada of the heavily trafficked Bypass Road — a main artery from Phuket International Airport to Patong and the island’s other principal tourism resorts — was proclaimed a danger zone owing to the risk of landslide. Sunday a new two-hundred-metre long, 80-centimetre wide crack appeared in an embankment, prompting the tambon authorities — who fear the recently completed section is about to collapse — to warn drivers away from the area.

The affected area, in Rassada Moo 5 below the hills known in Thai as Khao Nang Panturat, was formerly mined for tin ore and the land is now loose and unstable. Rains last week and again on Saturday have resulted in a slide threatening property and people.

An emergency meeting of senior provincial and tambon officials decided a retaining wall must be constructed to contain the slide — but no budget money was reported in the pipeline. Rain later in the day, however, caused the slide to move closer to the road — bringing with it rubber and other trees planted on what was formerly the hilltop — and precipitated a new slide in the road’s embankment.

Terrified staff at nearby Adisak Trading, seeing the land coming their way, fled to the other side of the road.

Staff at an emergency relief centre set up by tambon authorities to keep an eye on the slide and aid those affected by it, said the land is moving down more or less constantly.

Tambon Rassada municipal mayor Suratin Lienudom Saturday morning inspected the new slide on the embankment supporting the upper, north-bound lane, and separating it from the lower southbound lane: he immediately ordered that south-bound traffic be diverted left away from the slide, to reduce vibrations, and had staff in adjacent businesses evacuate their premises “until the situation stabilizes.”

The new slide lies about one kilometre from the first one. Suratin said the former had probably resulted from “constant water drainage eating away at the soil.” The provincial Highways Department has brought in heavy equipment to clear the road should the embankment slip onto the south-bound lane; police were stationed in the area to direct traffic. The north-bound section was narrowed to one lane along the stretch as a measure against traffic vibrations.

Suratin asked that heavy vehicles use another route “if possible”, adding that, with more rain, slides in many places along the route might appear. He said officials were “standing by 24 hours a day” to deal with the situation.

Patong Mayor Pian Keesin Faces Jail If Convicted on 10-Year-Old Corruption Charges

Long-time mayor of Patong, the chief resort and cash hub of Phuket, Thailand's largest single tourist destination.

Patong Mayor Pian Keesin, long a target for central government attacks, is on the Public Prosecutor's agenda on corruption charges. Pian has been either mayor or kamnan (tambon chief) of Patong for nearly 30 years.

Phuket’s Provincial Prosecutor Saturday received more than 1,000 pages of evidence and orders from a special prosecutor attached to Thailand’s Attorney General’s Office to prefer charges against Patong mayor Pian Keesin and two others. The charges were initiated against the trio during the administration of Thaksin Shinawatra in February of 2002.

This would not be the first time the central government has moved against Patong’s mayor: Pian’s predecessor in office was removed by then Justice Minister Purachai Piumsomboon, who alleged corruption. It was not revealed why the nearly ten-year-old charges, the result of a Counter-Corruption Commission report, are being pursued so late in the day. Attorney General’s Office officials admitted charges had been amended owing to expiry of the statute of limitations.

A 1,066-page report without accompanying documentation, and a 47-page order from the Attorney General’s Office was sent to the provincial public prosecutor implicating Mayor Pian, Patong chief administrative officer Pichet Usasumongkol, and Manoch, staff member of an unidentified private company, in unspecified conspiracy and official corruption charges.

Pian and Manoch were charged with violating Sections 86 and 157 of the Criminal Code; Pichet with violating sections 83, 151, and 157.

Section 86 refers to “helping or abetting, knowingly or unknowingly” another person to damage the state; Section 83 refers specifically to conspiracy; Section 151 refers to government officers charged with procuring or maintaining public property who dishonestly use their authority to damage the state; Section 157 to present or former officials who use their authority dishonestly or for the purpose of causing damage to another.

The official corruption charge (Sec 151) carries penalties of 5 – 20 years or life; Sec 157 of from one- to five-years. Fines range up to 40,000 baht. Sec 83 specifes that those convicted be sentenced same as the actual perpetrators; Sec 86 that those convicted be sentenced to two-thirds the penalty suffered by the actual perpetrators.

Phuket provincial Public Prosecutor Chaiyanant Ngamkajornkulkij said Saturday that both Manoch and Pichet had appeared to face charges. As a result, he suggested their cases would be pursued separately from those against Pian, who had not yet appeared.

No comment was reported from the mayor.

Peua Thai Government Policies — Derided by Investors, Applauded by Workers

by Marque A Rome

Neo-liberal economic policies pursued by Thailand’s Democrat Party-led government over the last three years may not have been to the liking of voters — who booted the party out in the national elections 3rd July — but they were in lock-step with the wishes of investors and businessmen both locally and abroad.

Thailand’s economy contracted 2.3 percent in 2009, the year after the Lehman Brothers collapse and ensuing world financial crisis, in which stock markets shed some US$50 trillion dollars in value. Thailand’s overseas sales that year diminished by 14 per cent. Although it is a fact almost unknown among working people in Thailand, who grumbled throughout the Democrat government’s term that economic conditions were terrible, the economy last year grew 7.8 per cent, the greatest increase since 1995. Growth was led by exports, which grew 19 per cent.

But growth in exports, a sector dominated by multi-national and giant local firms, did not translate into greater discretionary spending for workers and small businessmen, who blamed the Democrats for their plight — citing stagnant incomes and unreined price inflation as their chief woes.

The new government, led by former prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra’s sister, Yinglak Shinawatra, campaigned on a platform of greater government control over the economy, including a rise in the minimum wage to 300-baht per day (amounting to a 100-per cent increase for workers in about half of Thailand’s 76 provinces) and guaranteed minimum 15,000-baht per month income for holders of baccalaureate degrees.

The government’s first major act, upon entering office, was, on 27th August, to reduce the price of fuel by about 10 per cent per litre at the pump. This provided a tremendous shot-in-the-arm to consumption locally, and the economy this year is expected by the Bank of Thailand to grow at nearly a 5 per cent pace, despite ongoing economic troubles in Thailand’s major overseas export markets — the United States, Europe and Japan — and the unfolding market crash in China.

For the first time in five years, since Thaksin’s ouster, Thais felt that the people in charge were on their side.

Although the new minimum wage, officially implemented in Phuket since Monday, will necessarily lead to still stronger local growth — and thus insurance against foreign markets’ increasing volatility — investors and businessmen both locally and abroad are mightily displeased, deriding the new policy as unrealistic.

Thailand’s economy is dangerously weighted towards exports — which account for nearly 60 per cent of GDP, according to the Bloomberg business news service. If the best possible forecast for local businesses depends on increased consumer spending, the best condition for export businesses is for continued low wages — giving them an edge over competitors from higher-wage economies and allowing multi-nationals to export more of their profits away from Thailand.

Businessmen generally are horrified by Peua Thai Party policies, but the export industries have clout and are now using it to discredit the government. “The Federation of Thai Capital Market Organizations, a six-member grouping that includes the Stock Exchange of Thailand and Association of Investment Management Companies, urged policy makers to review any measures that would hurt exporters,” Bloomberg reported last Thursday. The policy they fear will “hurt” is the new minimum wage. Their call came after “the biggest drop in Thailand’s main stock index since 2008″.

What caused the drop? Fear of the new policy’s repercussions.

Brokerage and fund managers, and members and traders on the bourse therefore united to “call on Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra’s two-month-old government to alter plans to raise the minimum wage.”

Terry Weir, chief financial officer of Hana Microelectronics Plc, Thailand’s biggest publicly-traded semiconductor packager, frankly admitted that, from his point of view, local concerns didn’t enter the picture: “If the minimum wage goes up far quicker than the productivity increase,” he said, “that will have a negative impact on our profits….”

Productivity, it must be explained, is a technical term in economics and refers to the difference between what an employer pays and the value of what his employees produce. An “increase in productivity” results when the number of items produced increases while wages remain the same. Increases in productivity also result when production remains steady but wages drop — which is why large concerns invariably report “productivity gains” during recessions. The “gain” mainly reflects how many workers are laid-off.

Last week’s 7.3 per cent sell-off on the SET, Weir thought, “might bring some more common sense into the equation.”

Singapore-based economist Santitarn Sathirathai, of Credit Suisse Group AG, also told Bloomberg the new policy would hurt: “It actually hinders growth and may cause social problems because people are getting laid off” — this adduced before it had taken effect!

Will a US$10-dollar per day minimum wage dislocate Thailand’s economy? It’s highly unlikely. The minimum in most European economies is around US$10 dollars per hour (in France US$13), and most finance ministers would be deeply concerned if suddenly it dropped. The reason is that stable economies are characteristically weighted towards consumer spending, which fluctuates only gradually.

Export economies, on the other hand, throb to the fluctuating prices of their important exports — prices that sometimes fluctuate dramatically within a short period. Export economies are thus inherently unstable. The leading export nations — China, Germany, the US, Japan and France — are not primarily “export economies”.

Doubters may wish to consider the relation of China’s exports (US$1.58 trillion last year) to its Gross Domestic Product (US$10.12 trillion in terms of purchasing power parity and US$5.98 trillion in absolute dollars): exports account for nowhere near 60 per cent of the economy. US exports amount to less than a tenth of its US$15-trillion economy.

The typical export economy, on the other hand, is that of a banana republic — something Thaksin Shinawatra has been at pains to keep Thailand from becoming. It appears, however, that’s what local businessmen and foreign investors want.

In fact, they are determined to accept nothing less — which may prove a stumbling block for Peua Thai policies intended to lift Thais from poverty.

Thailand, with US$191 billion in exports last year, ranks as the 24th largest exporter — just ahead of Sweden and just below Brazil. Brazil is the world’s 7th largest economy; Sweden the 22nd. Thailand ranks 30th in absolute terms and 24th in purchasing power parity, but wealth is concentrated so obviously at the top that most of its denizens believe they live in a poor country.

If the nation’s businessmen and exporters have their way on the minimum wage adjustment, that sentiment can only become stronger.

Burmese in Phuket — The Scandal

by Marque A. Rome Burmese migrants form the backbone of Phuket’s construction industry, They are also found largely in the fishing and fish products industries and on rubber plantations. Soon they may enter the hospitality industry. Over the last twenty years, their labor has been indispensible to Thailand’s development. Yet Burmese are the subject of almost daily abuse and recrimination in the Thai press and suffer manifold depredations at the hands of corrupt officialdom. Many are concentrated in crowded work camps, in sub-standard conditions and denied basic human rights. Even Burmese legally registered under Thailand’s guest worker program suffer restrictions shocking in a civilized society. “They are not allowed out of their camps at night,” said a Phuket woman who has long driven much of her trade with Burmese. “They cannot leave the work-site without written authorization from their employers. Police sometimes demand that they be accompanied by a Thai. They are forbidden to ride motorcycles or possess cellphones.” “Anything forbidden is forfeit to the police if they can find it,” she explained, “so they’re targets of frequent searches.” The draconian rules were promulgated by former Phuket governor Pongpayome Wasaputi, who was reacting to an incident in which three drunken Burmese invaded a slum house on Phuket town’s eastside and tried to rape the women. In the event, no one was hurt. Spectacular cases, lawyers say, make for bad law. Burmese are now a “criminal element”; it is almost impossible for them to lead ordinary lives without violating some stricture; and it is this very criminality that increases their worth to the unscrupulous — and their misery. Ironically, then as now, migrant Burmese have little record of violent crime or theft: “They are terrified of being arrested and deported,” said a Phuket town contractor, “so they behave themselves. You never need worry about theft of tools or materials; they’re punctual, work harder and are more responsible than my Thai workers — all because they’re afraid.” Once a flourishing and powerful empire, Burma has suffered since the 1820s almost continual warfare, both external and internal. Since independence, low level civil wars have obtained between the military government and various ethnic groups. Economic development has languished, prompting an exodus of job-seekers to Thailand over the last two decades that shows no sign of abating. Human Rights Watch, an international advocacy group, estimated last January the total number of Burmese nationals in Thailand at over two million. Their plight in prosperous Thailand was cast sharply into international focus when 54 suffocated in a container lorry en route to Phuket. Human rights organizations have argued since the early ’90s that many foreign laborers — mostly Burmese — work under conditions best described as “slavery.” But the country’s 1955 anti-slavery law has only been used once, in 2006, against a mother of four convicted of cruelty to her maid and forced to pay 200,000 baht in compensation. As for human trafficking: the government has reported none of officials — though their involvment is indispensible to the trade. Only small fish get caught. In the example cited above 35-year-old Mrs. Panchalee Chusook turned herself in to police while her husband Jo was still at large. Panchalee told police she was paid 30 baht per head to supply packaged lunches to the victims. “Our only job was to supply lunch she said. My task was to count them as they entered the container.” Most advocate groups suggest, diplomatically, that trafficking in laborers has proceeded with official connivance. Officials vow they will “track down the perpetrators and bring them to justice”, but cynicism about such claims, even among officials, is open. Said Mrs. Saisuree Jutikul, former chair of the Co-ordinating Sub-Committee on Solving the Problem of Trafficking in Women and Children, of the container incident: “It remains to be seen whether police will be able to capture the ring-leaders. It they do it will be the first time we have discovered any. “Personally, I find it discouraging, after more than 20 years in this field, never to have been able to capture the head of even one gang.” Senior officials typically exhibit a defensive attitude: “I fear we are going to be attacked for human rights violations because of this,” said then Interior Minister (now deputy Prime Minister)Chalerm Yubamrung. “The border is long, however, and detecting all who sneak across difficult — [so] I don’t want to hear accusations of official involvement….” But question of official involvement was indeed uppermost. 21 organizations representing immigrant laborers, private development groups and Thai labor unions, led by Miss Wilaiwan Sae-Tia, who chaired the Thai United Labor Committee, protested outside Parliament. Among their demands: that police investigate whether officials and agencies “knew about the trafficking ring or were involved in it;” and that suspects be prosecuted for Human Trafficking. The protested elicited this comment from the Division of Special Investigations (DSI) spokesman, Pol Gen Narat Sawetnant: “[The case]is merely one of illegal immigration. We cannot prosecute…under provisions of the Trafficking in Women and Children Act because no one was coerced or tricked.” Suspicion of officials’ motives is almost a knee-jerk reaction among Thais: is there cause for concern? Early news accounts did not mention exactly where the lorry stopped — a strange oversight. Thai press accounts normally specify the nearest kilometer marker, tambon or landmark, and time of road incidents. In this case it was reported only that the death lorry stopped “near a forest-rimmed section of road.” Did it pass any checkpoints along the way? Focus of the investigation lay elsewhere. Phuket police have been caught in compromising circumstances before: a senior officer at the Chalong station was videotaped by television news trying to extort money from a large local contracting firm in return for allowing employment of illegal foreign laborers. In the resulting scandal he was transferred — but returned to his post in a few months after the hubbub died out. In another incident, a caravan of pick-ups hauling Burmese was stopped in Phang-nga one night. One driver was allowed to escape — forgetting his Patong police ID and service revolver. It was reported that investigators suspected the ring involved others at Patong station. The ring, if there was one, was never cracked. A Chalong contractor employing Burmese told this reporter confidentially it costs 5,000 baht to obtain a Burmese worker and 500 per month per head in pay-offs to keep authorities at bay. Owing to centuries of conflict with the Burmese, Thais generally suspect them — as dogs do cats. So what makes them stay in Thailand, and keep coming in droves, paying 6,000 baht each, according to accounts, for the privilege? Said Ong, a skilled carpenter, registered with the Labor Office who has worked in Phuket ten years: “In Thailand we have few rights,” he explained, “but in Burma the military forms a separate group, with interests differing from the public’s.” Thus for members of minority groups — such as Ong, an ethnic Karen — apathy obtains. “People are poor; they have nothing; no electricity for many; no security. Jobs are scarce. Those who have them hang on to them. Teachers have learned to tell students what the military wants them to hear. Opposition doesn’t pay; the military is ruthless. “Schooling, even for primary education, is costly. Most people can’t afford the fees. The government does nothing to develop the people; they work only for themselves and big investors. “So any boy who lacks opportunity for education is happy to join the soldiers; and when his officers order him to shoot — even at protesting Buddhist monks– he fires. He knows he can’t beat the system. “For others, the only hope is finding work outside the country. Educated people get good jobs overseas. Ordinary people come to Thailand. Lucky ones can register for work legally. But the program is not accepting new applicants. Many are here illegally. “Smuggling operations typically have two principals — one Thai, one Burmese; both are officials (police) or persons connected with officialdom. To pay the smuggling fees, emigres sell their crops or, failing that, parcels of land. After that, officials always seem to have their hands in your pockets. It’s especially bad for illegals. “But, though conditions are bad, Burmese don’t complain. This is our only avenue of hope.” Even the word ‘Burmese’ is deceptive. It is a catch-all term. Fewer than two-thirds are ethnic Burman. There are many minorities. Thais are generally less wary of Mons who also live in Thailand (former coup leader and army commander Gen Sonthi Boonyaratglin is ethnic Mon from Pathumthani). “They are easier going; politer,” said a Thai woman who works with Burmese. Construction workers — men or women — are mostly Burmans; housekeepers, vendors’ helpers in restaurants, flower shops — are Mons. “They’re more trusting: ask one where he’s going, he’ll say. Burmans are usually coy about it.” Many Nepalese Burmese work as maids: “They speak English, are pretty and have fine skin. The men often work in tailors and tourist businesses in Patong.” Then there are the Rohingyas, who are Muslims from eastern Burma. They come by boat, mostly trying to make Malaysia. Former Thai Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej described them as a “security threat” and advocated incarcerating them on an island in the Andaman Sea “as an example to others.” They have occasionally been towed from shore in unseaworthy craft and abandoned to their fate. Immigrant laborers are relentlessly preyed upon: “If a Burmese works for someone with juice,” said a source, “cops lay off. So they ask first, ‘Where do you work?’” “But look out on the 5th of the month in the morning: they have food supplies set up for the long haul to make arrests. Those days everyone in the baht buses is Burmese.” Movement of peoples has been a feature of the human experience since the dawn of record-keeping. Only within living memory, however, has it become everywhere illegal. Yet that hasn’t put a stop to movement: at least 200 million persons live outside their homelands, most looking for better work or sustainable livelihoods. Thailand’s labor-smuggling operations differ only in detail from what are officially described as “human trafficking” operations. Though most Burmese are victimized neither by kidnapping nor deception, as is commonly the case with teenaged prostitutes, they are nonetheless victims of economic and political conditions. Burmese know before coming to Thailand that they will encounter near universal hostility, racist indifference and exploitation; they know that employers will fleece them if they can; perhaps rob them and turn them over to police. Their plight surely merits application of international laws against human trafficking. But these are narrowly interpreted by both the UN and the Thai goverment. In practice, they apply only to young women sold into prostitution. Burmese are described as “economic migrants”. It is a false distinction. Whether kidnapped and sold as prostitutes or forced by their legal status into economic peonage, victims are poor. The chief difference is that, while numerous powerful, well-funded NGOs exist solely to aid prostitutes, exploited workers are treated almost without exception as criminals. Indeed, though most have committed no violence against person or property, criminals they are before the law — the criminals who built Thailand.

On the Evanescence of Controversy

Opinion by Marque A. Rome

“Even the madness of fanaticism,” Lord Macaulay is recorded saying in Parliament, “is but for a day. The time is coming when our conflicts will be to others what the conflicts of our forefathers are to us…. Then will be told, in language very different from that which now calls forth applause…the true story of these troubled years.”

It was 29th January of 1840, and a censure motion had been moved by one of the Tory members, John Yarde Buller, against Lord Melbourne’s government, in which Macaulay served as Secretary at War. The issue in dispute was whether Roman Catholics might be appointed members of young Queen Victoria’s Privy Council, a post largely ceremonial: “It is notorious,” Macaulay observed, “that no privy councillor goes to council unless specially summoned. He is called ‘right honourable’, and walks out of a room before squires and knights.”

That was the extent of a privy councillor’s power and authority.

Why should appointment of Catholics to merely honorary positions on the Queen’s council be cause for censure in a democracy? Indeed, why should it convulse the English nation? For, as Macaulay pointed out, the nation was divided, one group thinking it “monstrous that this honorary distinction should be given to three Roman Catholics” while the other just as vehemently insisted on shoving the appointments in their opponents’ teeth.

Why? Because, in England then, ‘Catholic’ meant ‘Irish’, and Ireland was a conquered land, its restive people ground beneath English heels for 700 years. At first prey to organized robber bands, then victims of racial and cultural bigotry, the Irish suffered most appallingly owing to violent antipathies aroused by the Reformation. England and Scotland turned Protestant, Ireland remained Catholic; the result: whole communities were razed to the ground during the English civil war, their inhabitants burned alive by Oliver Cromwell’s victorious Roundheads.

The English generally saw the Irish as enemies, barbarians, heretics, snakes-in-the-grass awaiting opportunity to strike. They deprived Irish Catholics of rights as property owners and citizens, outlawed their religion, and cordially hoped they might all starve.

By 1840, however, the Irish were feeling their strength in numbers, and were no longer disposed to meekly accept the savage treatment meted out by English and Protestant overlords. The movement to free Ireland had been growing for over half a century, and the English were finally giving ground. In 1829 the Catholic Emancipation Act passed despite agitation in the streets and opposition from the king and the Church of England.

The Tories, whose party toadied to church and crown, had split on the question of Catholic Emancipation. some siding with the political pragmatists, led by the Tory prime minister, Sir Robert Peel, the bulk in opposition. Out of office, they patched up their differences, and on that day in January, 1840, were again united in violently opposing privileges for the Irish generally and appointment of Roman Catholics to the Privy Council specifically. Likewise were the Protestant churches — led by the Church of England — dead against appeasing “Irish Papists.”

The Whigs (a word originally Scots Gaelic and applied to cattle and horse thieves), historically the party of rakes and libertines, whose power derived from opposing church and crown, refused to back down. They formed the government, under Lord Melbourne, and were in the driver’s seat, wholly willing to force the issue. Macaulay, as Secretary at War, noted that mild Whig rule in Ireland had resulted in reduced tension among the populace allowing him to withdraw “battalion after battalion, squadron after squadron…from districts which, as had then been thought, could be governed by sword alone.”

Macaulay was perhaps dissembling with that self-serving statement, for he did not say where the troops thus freed up were withdrawn to. War loomed in China and Afghanistan; Russia evidently planned to assault India: in such circumstances, no Secretary at War could have contemplated save with alarm the prospect of rebellion in Ireland, for he needed the troops elsewhere.

In the event, Britain beat the Chinese and took Hong Kong; they lost their army in Afghanistan, but Russia nonetheless backed down — perhaps because no rebellion erupted in Ireland, for the Whigs survived the censure vote on 29th January, 308 to 287.

Macaulay thought “Justice will be done at last,” but in that he was perhaps wrong: Ireland has yet to take among European nations “that high place to which her natural resources and the intelligence of her children entitle her to aspire.” He was quite right, however, in predicting that the whole brouhaha then in full spate would be by future generations forgot. Hardly anyone today knows or cares about that obscure controversy over the appointment of Catholic Privy Councillors, perhaps only the few antiquarian book lovers who cherish Macaulay’s speeches for their matchless prose.

That leads us to his point adducing the evanescence of controversy. That the stories told to future generations concerning, say, the last ten days’ controversies — Barack Obama’s birth certificate and the killing of Osama bin Laden — will differ from those told us appears inevitable.

The so-called long-form Hawaiian birth certificate released by the White House on 28th April is, on the face of it, a most peculiar document. Certainly it must have been rare in 1961 to list as ‘mother’ a married woman by using her maiden name (as is Obama’s mother on the document): most mothers then would have considered it an insult, a tacit way of calling the baby illegitimate. In the circumstances, I should think some might have sued the hospital.

Still more peculiar is officials’ listing of his father’s race as ‘African’: my 1963 printing of the Encyclopaedia Britannica (published by former Connecticut Senator William Benton and “edited in consultation with the faculties of the University of Chicago”) knows of no such race. In the entry entitled ‘Races of Mankind’, the author notes that differentiating races can be tricky, observing that, “Two entirely different forms of classification have been employed, one based on the study of the skull, the second, and more generally used method, on superficial characters, such as skin and hair, which may be observed….”

“On the basis of hair,” it is explained, “mankind may be divided into straight-haired (leiotrichous), woolly-haired (ulotrichous), and an intermediate group of wavy or curly-haired (cymotrichous).” Among the woolly-haired races are listed the “True Negroes”; and indeed ‘negro’ was the word invariably used in formal writing then to describe members of the black race, the reason for which being, undoubtedly, the existence of many — and dissimilar — races in Africa, including but not limited to Hamites, Bushmen, Pygmies, Hottentots, Bedouin Arabs and the Copts (i.e., the modern descendants of ancient Egyptians); if Madagascar is included, we must add the Mongoloid Malays. These groups are not, moreover, insignificant either in population numbers or area of dispersal: Cymotrichous groups, “though frequently mixed with negroes”, dominate “the Horn of Africa and the desert between the Nile and the Red Sea.”

Thus, there was then no African race per se, only African races.

At the time of Obama’s birth, official documents typically divided mankind into Mongoloid, Caucasian and Negro races. Blacks in America were not transformed into ‘African-Americans’ until much later, and then for purely political reasons. Similarly, married women did not use their maiden names — indeed were often prevented legally from so doing — until much later, and then again only as a result of political and social dissensions. Obama’s birth documents’ wording — both the short Certificate of Live Birth, and the longer Birth Certificate — seems thus strangely anachronistic (which is not to say impossibly anachronistic).

In a word, his documents look fishy, lending credence to the wilder asseverations of opponents who flinch at nothing in trying to drive him from office. But let us put aside all that: I am not qualified to pass judgment on the documents’ authenticity, which Hawaiian state officials absolutely stand behind. Moreover, the campaign to discredit his birth certificates is part of a larger one aimed at impugning his right to stand for office, as not being American — an assertion I frankly find absurd.

For me the deeper, more interesting question is, “What’s he hiding?” How could a bright fellow like Obama, of good family, who went to the best schools, performed at the top of his class, whose career has been simply magic — how could such a man perform so stupidly in this squalid controversy?

For, make no mistake about it, he has dropped the ball every time it came to him. Instead of revealing his birth certificate when first challenged — the logical move for a man even his current secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, called Barack HUSSEIN Obama during the primary campaigns — he refused. When voters sued, he fought them over and again in the Supreme Court, claiming they hadn’t sufficient legal standing to force the documents’ disclosure.

This may have been sharp legal practice — the Supreme Court agreed with Obama — but it was terrible public relations. Americans could only look askance at such an argument — and more and more heard of it. Release of the birth certificate, after six years of controversy and court suits, amounted to capitulation. Obama was hemorrhaging credibility: on the day of the certificate’s release, it was reported 50 per cent of Republican voters, and 25 per cent of all Americans, believed their president was not in fact American; and among British and Europeans, it is quite amazing the number of normal people who look one in the eye and assert unequivocally that Obama is from Kenya.

That’s the only reason he came clean (or faked coming clean, depending on one’s view).

I have always thought filled with good sense a statement by one of Nixon’s aides during the Watergate scandal: “If it looks like a duck, and smells like a duck, and walks like a duck — then it’s probably a duck!” Obama’s actions in this controversy have the smack — constantly — of one trying to hide something. Even in releasing the birth certificate he was sly, waiting till coverage of the wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton was at its height, evidently hoping his bombshell would pass without scrutiny while the populace was caught up in royal pageantry.

So he is evidently hiding something.

What he is hiding is entirely suppositious, though there are legions — many quite clearly out of their minds — who openly dare to suppose, thereby making the truth ever harder to get at.

The killing of Osama is another case in point: U.S. government officials have adduced him chief terrorist and ringleader of al-Qaida, yet produced no clear evidence of personal culpability — and no statute still on the books makes merely inspiring rebellion (what used to be called ‘sedition’) illegal. It is notorious that a preponderance of Americans no longer believe what many dismiss as “the official conspiracy theory” of events on 11th September, 2001. Having found Osama, living not as a warlord surrounded by his army but as a private citizen surrounded by his family, the government had a golden opportunity to arrest and try him in open court before the nation and the world. With his testimony supporting them, perhaps they could justify the multi-trillion-dollar wars undertaken during the last decade, suppression of the Bill of Rights at home, and the millions killed, maimed, displaced or ruined in the War on Terror — whose chief suspect was Osama bin Laden.

So what did they do?

Send in a team of commandos ordered to prevent him instantly from ever giving testimony, then dispose of his remains in such manner that no autopsy or analysis could ever be performed. Let us cast aside here other issues — such as whether it is legal without due process to execute foreign nationals in other countries (the Geneva Conventions, to which the United States is signatory, appear to make it illegal), or whether the administration’s claim that the president is empowered to kill anyone, anywhere, at any time, and without redress, if he feels it in the national interest, is supported by the the Constitution (I can’t see that it is; the claim is derived, curiously, from the president’s Oath of Office). These are issues I am sure lawyers will argue far into the future.

Let us rather concentrate on what we know. Nearly everything the government at first said about the operation has been withdrawn or amended, but one fact is certain: instead of gathering evidence, they destroyed it; and that, you will agree, is not what honest people do. The government’s dithering and deceit are much more characteristic of thosse who fear being found out in their lies.

So, presumably they are lying. What are they lying about?

Future generations, if they care, may get to the bottom of it — though what they find will likely, as Macaulay said, differ from the story that excites so much applause today. For myself, I might — but I won’t — advance any theories; I’ll leave that to the semi-literate producers of such wonders as the widely disseminated ‘documentary’, “Zeitgeist”.

Yet, as fanaticism is only for a day, probably no one 50 or 100 years hence will care — anymore than we care about the appointment of Roman Catholics to the Queen’s Privy Council in 1840.

Restaurant Opening: Ma – C on Patak Rd

“Drive my dead thoughts over the universe
like withered leaves to quicken a new birth!”
–Shelley

Say 'mah sih' -- it means "C'mon in," and you should.

Review by Marque A. Rome

Restaurants in Phuket, like hope, spring eternal. Another new one opened late last month not far from Chalong Circle: Ma – C, pronounced “mah sih”, a Thai Phrase meaning “c’mon over” and a play on the owner’s name: Mac.

Mac, owner of Ma - C

Mac, really Nutcha Mongkolmak, formerly of Ayuthaya, used to be purchasing manager at one of Honda’s Thailand production facilities: it was a career job; she worked there ten years; her future was secure beyond the ordinary expectations of mortals in Thailand.

So what did she do?

Blew it off to make food. Car parts were simply not delicious, nor anything else (save profitable) to capture a girl’s imagination. She’d been to Phuket on holiday often enough to have friends here, thought it was a happening place, where punters probably shared some of her passion for gourmandisement and a good time, so she ditched Ayuthaya like the chrysalis it’s cocoon and set up shop on the south side of Patak Rd. between Green Man and Roongnapa (for the unenlightened, that means she’s located about one kilometer from the circle on the road to Kata).

Scene at the bar on opening night.

Inside are eight large, low tables with commensurately comfy chairs, some antique cabinets and bric-a-brac, lots of colorful pillows, giant-bamboo sofas and glass tables, a brushed-concrete bar — all situated beneath ceilings so high one need never worry about the localized air pollution of fellow patrons. On opening night, about 40 persons were seated and a buffet spread of Cashew Chicken (Pad Mamuang Kai), Spicy Minced Pork (Lab Moo), Muslim Chicken Curry (Masaman Kai), Buttered Prawns, Soft-Fried Spring Rolls, American Fried Rice, Potato Salad and carved fruit.

Soft fried springrolls.

Spicy minced pork, or "lab".

Buttered prawns.

Kabook in full gale of sound.

An electronic duo, the Kabook Band (“kabook” means “little box”), was pouring out sound, one punchy tune after another (everything from Tina Turner to Bob Denver, and the Animals) — which went along fine with the strong, fresh-tasting, genuinely convivial Malibu Rum fruit punch Mac handed out complimentary to guests. The Kabookis are lively, moving, quite funny chatterboxes with music from every era of Pop.

I must emphasize that the fruit punch, ladled from a big punch bowl, was super. If Mac has it when you go, order it.

Similarly super were the Masaman Kai and Potato Salad: the latter light, yet chunky, with potatoes boiled just right; the former tender, rich and delightfully, exotically aromatic. Order those, too.

Apropos of Masaman Kai: How is it that Thai recipes, such as gaeng masaman, lend themselves so well to inclusion of potatoes, a root deriving from American Indian culture? Perhaps it’s the coconut cream — but coconut, too, originates in the Americas. Masaman: it’s a strange synergy when you think of it, with flavor and preparation elements from Southeast Asia, America, India — and a dash of Chinese for zest.

Mac has chosen as chefs two women, Josai Chanapet and Janjira Wanpong, who have the right attitude in food preparation — they want diners to come back for more. They also have a more acute sense of smell than I — or you, or any other man for that matter –and that conduces to making an excellent menu of some 50 items, mostly Thai.

Ma - C's kitchen.

“We also have a menu of Western dishes,” observed Mac apologetically, “but it’s not very large.” She didn’t need to apologize: something to please ANY palate is on the menu she’s got.

The drinks menu has 30 items — Mojitos, Black Russians, Singapore Slings, etc — beer and wine. In the restaurant, dishes are priced 60 – 150 baht each; beer 50 – 80 baht; wine 80 baht; cocktails 80 – 150 baht.

Outside is a turf and flat-stone garden, with bar and big, broad-bottomed stools and adjacent tables for lounging: the sign on the wall reads “60 baht beer”, which is worth investigating, I’m sure.

The Malibu Punch probably contributed to the atmosphere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friendly prices, good food, and easy-going people — Mac is nothing like a prig and ever so easy to chat with — makes Ma – C an addition to the entertainment and dining and cocktails scene worth remembering.

Ma – C is located at 82/49 Patak Rd. in Tambon Rawai (about 1 km from Chalong traffic circle). Tel.: 081-006-5972. Open daily till late.

The scene on opening night attracted quite a few dancers.

A number of local stars attended.